Lotus Luxury Smart Toilet Bidet Seat

It might not be polite to mention it... but, we're going to do it anyhow. This smart toilet seat relieves constipation by shooting a concentrated stream of water at your backside. 

After using the toilet, you'll get a warm water wash ensuring you're clean. Don't worry, you can adjust the strength of the water, and that jet features anti-germ materials. The seat is heated and closes softly to avoid any noise. The best part? When you're done with your business, the nozzle cleans itself. What more could you ask for?