Any movie with a giant snake in it is bound to be a pretty epic failure, and the Anaconda series--yes, there is a series!--was about as epic as it gets. Movie 1 kicks off with the acting talents of J. Lo, Ice Cube, and Eric Stoltz, and the talent pool gets even thinner as the series progresses. The special effects are supremely iffy, and the dialogue is as poorly written as it is acted. Still, you so badly want that snake to get what's coming that you'll watch all the way to the end!
Updated: 3 years ago